Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize