haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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