So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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