Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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