508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
