I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Please don't give away my fajitas
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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