I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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