And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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