Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
