Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
