Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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