Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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