I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Barsexuality is the new black.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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