he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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