respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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