I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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