Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
