My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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