apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
