talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
