Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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