S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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