drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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