Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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