question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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