Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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