it hurts more in the daytime
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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