As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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