we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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