Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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