Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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