have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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