how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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