i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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