you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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