Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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