Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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