Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
