They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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