Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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