I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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