I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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