So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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