So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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