I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I have already put on my inside pants.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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