Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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