why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Also, beer. Big fan.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I AM VODKA MAN
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
please don't ironically join a cult
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