hotel room ftw
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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