she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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