I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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