You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
