What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Randomize