we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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