Porn is love you can see.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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