Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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